The Legend of
Grim Reaper Hot Salsa

In Texas, we like it hot; Grim Reaper Hot Salsa is smooth tasten with a kick. Rumored to peel hide right off your lips, it’s fed to our youngun’s so they’ll grow up to be real cowboys; it’s also used to power the space shuttle into orbit, but that’s just the mild version served at Mexican restaurants.

     Legend has it that desperados once stole a batch and headed out West. When they finally stopped and tried a taste, it so disagreed with their innards, they poured it out on the ground. Being that it was Texas XXX Grim Reaper Hot Salsa, it ate a hole right there on the spot; folks now days call that hole the Grand Canyon, so be careful how much of it you eat!

Texas XXX Grim Reaper Hot Salsa; hotter-n…well…you know what I mean!